We all know that the world is coming to an end on Friday. Sucks to be us.

I don’t know about you, but I have been struggling to find the best ways to fill the time between now and the impending doom that awaits us on 12-21. At least I was struggling, until I came across this great list on the Flying Dog Brewery website.

“Flying Dog’s Top 10 Things To Do Before You Die That Guarantee Fulfillment and Triumph Before Humankind Is Vaporized on December 21.”

1. Get a face tattoo of Mike Tyson.
2. Go streaking up to the quad and into the gymnasium.
3. Do a number two off of a hot air balloon.
4. Ride a mechanical bull naked.
5. Walk 500 miles. Then walk 500 more.
6. Go scrunchie shopping with Steven Seagal.
7. Sing “We Didn’t Start the Fire” on karaoke night.
8. Be involved in a high speed chase.
9. Make and eat a turkducken.
10. Kill Nicolas Cage.

No time to waste.

Gonna see if I can knock off 9, 3 and 10 as a trifecta. Anyone know where I can find a hot air balloon?