Hey America! I’m talking to you! It’s time to wake up!
This morning, while doing my usual perusal of the internet, I came across something that really irked me. While I am fully cognizant of the fact that it doesn’t take much to leave me feeling a bit perturbed, this one actually stung a bit.
If you have even a shred of decency within you, you too will feel my outrage.
I present to you…”American Theme Parties.”


Few things in this life make me happier than receiving boxes in the mail. When I walk into my office on a Friday morning and find that two new, though not all that shiny (what do you expect…they are cardboard), boxes are waiting for me in my inbox, I get a bit giddy.