Before I delve too deeply into the dulcet tones of my own typing, let me take a moment to issue a sincere apology for not blogging much (at all really) over the course of the last few months. I don’t really have a good reason for my online absence, so please let me offer a few completely fabricated and generally nonsensical reasons for my lack of writing:
- My dog ate my laptop.
- I was being held hostage by underwear gnomes.
- I had to go on a long soul searching journey to find myself again.
- I was on a drug and hate crime fueled bender.
- I was busy training a monkey to ride a dog.
- I discovered the meaning of life…but then forgot it.
- Aliens. Don’t ask for details. It will only bring back the nightmares.
- I was just too gassy to type.
So now that those feeble excuses are out of the way, let’s turn to the here and now.



